This used to be an economy
I've just watched Ali D on the telly. He looks finished, and even Nick Robinson is turning on him.
You wouldn't put the mangiest, most flea-bitten mutt imaginable though this.
Darling knows he's effed. He knows the entire country's effed. And he knows we know that he and his chums are responsible. He knows history will judge him the second worst Chancellor ever - only El Gordo is worse.
Poor Ali -why do we have to torture him like this?
I blame you.
I blame you because if you hadn't voted them in, none of this unpleasantness would have happened. Our economy would still be fine, and poor Ali would still be a happy opposition spokesman - not a care in the world.
Why did you do it?
Why do you guys ever vote them in?
Surely you should have learned by now.
EVERY SINGLE LABOUR GOVERNMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD HAS LEFT OUR ECONOMY IN RUINS:
- MacDonald - ruins
- Attlee - ruins
- Wislon -ruins
- Callaghan - ruins
- Bliar/Broon - ruins
See the pattern?
Now WTF can't you just remember it?
Is that so much to ask?