According to the TPA's new green tax calculator, the druid tythe is now fleecing Mrs T and I for well over a grand a year.
This is an outrage. We don't subscribe to the religion - at most we're agnostics. And we're certainly not members of the established druidical church, which is clearly intent on dragging us back to the Dark Ages.
We have two suggestions for all of you.
First, work out how much you're stumping up for the druids by using the TPA's handy calculator:
Second, read the excellent and scholarly tract by St Nigel of Blaby, where he explains precisely how the druids are attempting to con us, and sets out the true path to righteousness.