Micky Mouse fiscal management
As we look forward to A Completely New World of massive public spending, high taxation, and soaring debt, this is no time for a novice.
We can feel proud of everything we've achieved.
If we'd listened to the Tories we'd never have had a £250bn increase in annual taxation; we'd never have had a £65bn increase in annual public sector borrowing; and we'd never have had an additional £300bn of national debt (let alone the £1.3 trillion of secret debt we've squirreled away in the public accounts).
My only ambition is to serve this Great Nation of ours. And to ensure that our children can look back on the decisions we made and say ****!!!!
PS For the full grisly facts, see the TPA's Gordo scorecard.