Thursday, March 29, 2007

Extra Time Miracle!


Oh ye of little faith!

Sure, after 623 games without a goal, things looked a little "challenging". But just standing around jeering and chanting ‘You’re getting sacked in the morning’ and ‘Pat Hewitt is a w****r’ was most unhelpful.

And you'd altogether reckoned without midfield dynamo Davy Nicholson. His golden boot may have left it late, but what a result!

Little wonder the manager's job is now secure- according to a well-connected source in the dressing room, "the prospect of Patricia Hewitt having to fulfil a promise to resign was virtually eliminated yesterday as officials at the Department of Health became increasingly certain that the health service in England will be in surplus when the financial year ends on Saturday."

So what do you have to say for yourselves now?

In just a few months NHS Chief Executive Davy has somehow brought those pesky NHS trusts back from a combined deficit of £1.2bn to balance.

What a team!

What? Sorry... what was that?

All he did was close wards, cancel operations, and... what? Dollop out another £450m from his "contingency reserve" to balance the books?

But, but... where did that come from?

Who's paying for it?

WHAT!?!

We're paying for it?!?

What a wanker!

Cancel the victory parade.

Bring back Sven.

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