Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Red Tape Worm All Talk
Say what you like about Melandra Burrows (who?), at least she eats her worms. Unlike the pathetic Red Tape Worm. Because the planned Living Planet Xmas Special featuring the hideously disgusting Worm eating itself has been canned: after all its Big Talk, the slimey Worm has let down the entire nation by wimping out.
So instead of the guargantuan gut-busting blow-out promised, the Worm will actually serve up nothing more than the usual rehash of Only Fools and Voters. It turns out its idea of a Regulation Bonfire principally comprises abolishing planning permission for a second satellite dish.
Oh, and making it much easier for its union paymasters to call a strike by allowing them to hold strike ballots by email.
Posted by Mike D at 7:20 am