Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)... but not if we're paying mate
Even by the standards of MPs, Lipid Opec is in the Premier League of preening egotistical vacuity. As top Weather Witch Sian Lloyd has belatedly realised.
Just as a reminder, Opec costs us taxpayers £130 grand pa in expenses, plus his MP's salary of £60 grand, plus pension contributions, plus feeding and watering- a great deal of the latter if Sian is to be believed. Call it £250 grand pa.
Plus of course, his invaluable (paid) work for Hello Magazine, TV, and all expenses paid trips to the Eurovision Song Contest.