Wouldn't it be great to be Keef. Not only do you get all those women, private jets, and sixty grand beach huts, but you can't be killed by conventional weapons. Plus- and this is the really great bit- you only have to pay 1.6% tax.
Because thanks to some German-Austrian offshore money dude by the name of Prince Rupprecht Ludwig Ferdinand zu Loewenstein-Wertheim-Freudenberg, Mick and Keef have only had to pay $7.2m tax on earnings totalling $450m (£240m). Which is some way better than the $180m they'd have paid if they'd been onshore in the UK.
Just explain it to me again. Why exactly do the rest of us go on paying 40%?